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A man goes to the doctor complaining that his right arm hurts like mad.
After an examination, the M.D. diagnosis his problem as chronic tennis elbow, but suggests a rather expensive urine test to verify the diagnosis.
When the man explains this to his wife, she says "That's horse sh!t , you can't diagnose tennis elbow from a urine sample!"
She takes his half full spacimin jar and adds a squirt of her own, has their daughter do the same and just for good luck, gets a few drops from the family dog.
The man sends the sample off to the lab, and a couple of days later the doctor calls back with the results.
"Well the results of your specimen are back,
Your wife is screwing the mailman
Your dog is pregnant
Your daughter has the clap
And if you don't stop jerking off,
you'll never get rid of that tennis elbow."
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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