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A lion at the zoo was sitting there licking his bum
A visitor says to the keeper "That doesn't look very vicious to me"
"Well he is" replied the zoo keeper. "he just grabbed a pommy tourist, dragged him through the fence and ate him"
"is that so" replied the vistor. "He seems pretty casual to me, why is he licking his arse"?
The zoo keeper says "he's trying to get rid of the horrible taste in his mouth"
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