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Old 04-16-2012, 04:02 PM
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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here, good looking, I
screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car,
front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked
or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . It doesn't matter to me.? I've
been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,

"No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
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