One Saturday night, I met this fantastic looking blonde babe in a glitzy single's bar. Quite naturally, one thing lead to another over the course of the evening.
It was getting close to last call, so I finally worked up the nerve and said to her, "Let's go back to my place."
The gorgeous blonde asked, "Oh, do you have cable?"
I answered, "No. But I have some old ropes that should do just fine."
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