[Chad Johnson]

The Moral of the Story

A horse and a chicken grew up on a farm together and became real good
friends. One day the horse got stuck in a real big mud bog and starting
yelling for the chicken to get some help. The chicken runs to the farmhouse
for the farmer but he not there. The chicken starts looking around frantic to
find a way to help his friend the horse. He sees the farmers Cobra sitting in the
Garage with the keys in it. So the chicken jumps in the Cobra and drives it over
near the mud bog. He ties a rope around the rear bumper and throws the other
end to the horse. Then pulls his friend out of the bog.
A few days later the chicken gets stuck in a smaller but deep mud hole and
starts yelling for the horse. The horse struts over to see what he can do to
help his friend. After a minute the horse rears up and then settles his front
legs on the other side of the mud hole. He looks down at the chicken and
tells him to grab hold of his manhood. The chicken does so and the horse pulls
him to safety.

Morale:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Cobra to pick up Chicks.