[letsboogie351]

One day an english bloke was driving aroung the backblocks of
Sydney, when he saw a little girl in a paddock with a gigantic bull, that was
preparing to gore the little girl.

The Pom took action. He slammed on the brakes of his car, jumped
out, ran over and jumped the barbed wire fence, grabbed the bull
by it's horns, flipped it over and broke it's back.

An Aussie reporter saw the whole thing, (not being aware that the guy was english) and after the bull was dead he rushed over to congratulate him.

"That was absolutly bloody fantastic mate! It'll make front page
news, just give me your details,"

So the Pom gives him his details. A day later he buys the
newspaper and looks at the headline.
It reads POMMY BASTARD KILLS CHILDS PET.