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The difference in talking nasty......

Q - What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A - Sexual harassment

Q - What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A - $3.99 a minute
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Before marriage…………

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage…. simply read from bottom to top