[ERA535]

Greg and ERA535 were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane
mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were
stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Greg said, “Man, I wish we had
something to drink!”

ERA535 says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
buzz. You wanna try it?”

Greg says, “Sure, why not?”

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got
completely smashed. The next morning Greg wakes up and is surprised at how
good he feels. In fact, he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing! Then the phone rings, it’s ERA535.

ERA535 says, “Hey, how do you feel this morning?”

Greg says, “I feel great! How about you?”

ERA535 says, “I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?”

Greg says, “No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We
ought to do this more often.”

ERA535 says, “Yeah, well there’s just one thing...”

“What’s that?”

“Have you farted yet?”

“No ...”

“Well, DON’T, ‘cause I’m in PHOENIX.”