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A man is convicted of a white-collar crime and is sent to a minimum security prison to serve out his sentence. He walks into his room and sits on the edge of the bed, completely dejected.

A few minutes go by and his new room mate walks in. The room says “Why are you so sad, this really isn’t such a bad place. Say, do you like to play tennis?”

The new inmate replies that, yes, he played every week until being sent to prison. The room mate says “Then you’re really going to like Mondays. Every Monday we have tennis tournaments that last all day. All the inmates play and it's followed by a delicious tennis banquet. Say, do you like golf?”

The new inmate replies that yes, he played golf twice a week until being sent to prison. The room mate says “Then you’re really going to like Tuesdays. Every Tuesday we have a golf tournament that lasts all day. All the inmates play and it's followed by a delicious golf banquet.”

The new room mate then asks “Are you a homosexual?” The new inmate says no, no, absolutely not. Straight as an arrow.

The room mate says “Oh. I see. Well, you’re not going to like Wednesdays at all.”