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So this meek little guy gets sent to prison for murdering his wife and is put in a cell with the biggest meanest looking ethnic guy he has ever seen.
The big guy looks at him and growls "Hey you!"
The little guy says "yes?"
Big guy "you want to be the husband or you want to be the wife?"
Little guy thinks about all the ramifications each answer will bring, and figures the best answer would be the "husband", so he answers "the husband".
The big guy says "hey husband, get over here and suck your wifes c-ck!"
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