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A man goes to the doctor to complain that his genitalia have somehow turned orange. The doctor, having never heard of such a thing, asks the man to drop his pants and has a look.
Sure enough. The doctor is amazed. It’s as orange as a traffic cone.
The doctor, completely at a loss, assumes it must be some sort of reaction to stress in the man’s life. So the doctor asks about the man’s marriage. The man says he was married to the worst b*tch alive. But he divorced her 6 months ago and hasn’t been happier.
The doctor presses on and asks the man about his job. The man says he quit his job right after the divorce, and got a better one. Now he only works three days a week and is making twice the money.
The doctor, seeing that he’s running out of options, asks the man what he does with his time off. The man replies that he doesn’t really have any hobbies. He just sits around, watches porno movies and eats Cheetos.
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