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I lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point.

The last question was:...
"Where do most women have curly hair?
Apparently the correct answer is: Africa ........
I’ve been asked to find another place to worship………
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A mother was having a hard time getting her son to go to school in the morning.

"Nobody in school likes me," he complained. "The teachers don't like me, the kids don't like me, the superintendent wants to transfer me, the bus drivers hate me, the school board wants me to drop out, and the custodians have it in for me. I don't want to go to school."

"But you have to go to school," said his mother sternly. "You're healthy, you have a lot to learn, you have something to offer others, you are a leader. And besides, you are 45 years old and you are the Principal."
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Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!"

And the other says, "What's the rodeo?"

"well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you're halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, 'you know, this is your sister's favorite position too' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!"