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Just wondering......

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the
end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you
kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
with a shopping cart and then apologizes for doing so, why do
we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't
we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
that's falling off the table you always manage to knock
something else over?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale
and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it
was in summer when we complained about the heat?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing
it like your wife told you to do it?