[bliss]

A man visits his rabbi and says, “I think my wife is trying to poison me!” The rabbi says, “I’ll talk to her.” The next day the rabbi meets the man and said, “I talked to your wife for three hours yesterday. Take the poison.”
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My wife has been missing for a week now.

The police said to prepare for the worst, so i went to the thrift store to get all her clothes back.