[bliss]

Does it bother anyone else when someone is on their cell phone and
conducts very personal calls that you really don't want to hear but
are trapped into listening to? You'll enjoy this one:

After a busy day, and just as everyone was settling down for a nap on
the train for home, a man sitting in the midst hauled out his cell
phone and started up a loud, lengthy conversation:

"Hi darling, it's Bob... I'm on the train...Yes, I know it's the 6:30
not the 4:30, but I had a long meeting...No, not with that floozie
from the typing pool, with the boss... No, darling, you're the only
one in my life...Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart, etc., etc., etc.,
etc., etc., blah, blah, blah . . ."

When this went on more than 15 minutes, a young woman sitting opposite
him, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice,
"Hey, Bob! Turn off that phone and come back to bed!"
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