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Emergency room visit.....

A young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk,
sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she
was scheduled for immediate surgery... When she was completely disrobed
on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been
dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . . ' Keep off
the grass. '

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient ' s dressing, which said "Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn."