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An old bloke knocked on the door of a local brothel.
"What can I do for you, old mate?" asked the madam who opened the door.
"I want a girl," the old bloke replied,
"For you it'll cost $100," she said.
"You're putting me on!" the old bloke exclaimed.
"Nah," the madam replied. "That'll cost an extra $10!"

A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.
However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.
"I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."
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There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke.
After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to
walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said:
"Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?"
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
"Wait, ladies," cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!"