[bliss]

WORRYING REALLY WORKS

Worrying really works. 95% of the things I worry about never happen.
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An elderly woman in her 80's is speeding down the highway a state trooper behind her with his lights flashing she pulls over to the side of the road,

The trooper comes up the drivers side window and asks her for her drivers license and insurance card,

she hands the cards over to the trooper and he notices a concealed gun license with the cards, he steps back a little and asks the elderly woman if she has any weapons in the car,

she tells the trooper that she has a 38 in her purse, he asks if that was all?

she replies that she also has a 45 in the console,

and once again he ask her if that was all?

and she replies once again that she has a glock in the glove compartment.

the trooper then ask her what she's afraid of?

and she replies not a f...ing thing.