A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day.
He gets up the next day & it's raining.
It also rains the day after that, and the day after that.
He goes out to lunch and sees a young boy and, out of despair, asks,"Hey son,does it ever stop raining around here?"
The boy says, "How should I know? I'm only 8."
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I told her she had three beautiful daughters.
She didn't have to get all pissified and
threaten me with a bomb.
It was an honest mistake!!!