[bliss]

Three hookers are comparing notes about their customers from the
night before.

"I entertained a cowboy last night", says the first.

"How did you know he was a cowboy?" asks the second.

"Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both the hat
and the boots on all the time we were together."

"Sounds like a cowboy, all right." the others say.

"I entertained a lawyer," announces the second. "I could tell
because he wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase. He
wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all the
time."

They agree he sounded like a lawyer.

"I had a farmer for a client," comments the third.

"How could you possibly know he was a farmer?" she is asked.

"Well first he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was
too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the fall."