[bliss]

A young korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting continuously.

"Thats disgusting!" shouts the wife."It's the dog."the guy claims.

"Don't blame the dog" she yells,"It was cooked perfectly!!"
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!'


Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'


Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?'


Sally replied, 'No... salty.
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I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later

I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards,

gets in the car and fu%^s off.