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Old 07-09-2012, 04:31 PM
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Wink How to start a Fight.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds." I brought her a bathroom scale.

Then the fight started.


My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

That's when the fight started.
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