[Rog246]

1) My dad worked on the roadwork’s for twenty years before he got fired for stealing!At first I didn't believe it.... but when I got home all the signs were there!

2) My girlfriend says that a small penis won’t affect our relationship. Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all !

3) A woman is walking down the street and see's a sign in the pet shop window reading, "FANNY LICKING FROG £25" curious the woman proceeds inside and says to the shop keeper, "I'd like to see the fanny licking frog please." To which the shop keeper replies, "Bonjour!"