In case you needed further proof that the human
race is doomed through stupidity, here's more:
On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while
sleeping (Gee, that's the only time I have to
work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be winner! No
purchase necessary. Details inside. (Evidently,
the shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap
irections: Use like
regular soap.(And that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving
suggestions: Defrost.(But it's *just* a
suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of
box): Do not turn upside down (Oops, too late!)
On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will
be hot after heating (As sure as night
follows the day)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron
clothes on body (But wouldn't this save even more
time?)
On a children's cold medicine: Do not operate
machinery after taking this medication (We could
do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds
with head-colds off those forklifts)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness
(One would hope)
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or
outdoor use only (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for
the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts
(NEWS FLASH)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.(Step 3: Fly
Delta)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly (I don't blame
the company. I do blame parents for this one)
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop
chain with your hands or genitals (Was there a
chance of this happening somewhere?...Good grief!)