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Dangerous food...

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water."

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said,

"Wedding cake."
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A guy is driving along and encounters a police roadblock
He stops and rolls down the window and asks a policeman what the fuss is about
The policeman replies, ''We're looking for a serial rapist''
The guy says, ''Not me''
''On your way''
Five minutes later the guy turns up again at the roadblock, rolls down his window and says
''I've changed my mind, I'll do it.''