[bliss]

The economy is so bad, rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent.

The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, “What a coincidence! That’s just what we were going to ask you!”

The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.

The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a tan!

It’s so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”