[bliss]

A man told his doctor that he had a problem with sex. "Doc, I'm just too small."
"Which brand of beer do you drink?" asked the doctor.
"Budweiser."
"Ah," said the doctor. "There's your problem. American beer shrinks things. Try Guinness. That makes things grow!"
Two months later, the man returned to the doctor to thank him.
"I take it you're a Guinness drinker now," said the doctor.
"Oh, no, Doc," he replied. "I put the wife on Budweiser!"
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Two old friends meet at a bar for drinks.
"You look happy," one says. "What's going on with you?"
"Well, the wife told me to get one of those penis enlargers,
so I did. She is 24 and her name is Debbie."
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The ultimate irony...

The first real flying saucer is from Earth, and it landed on Mars.