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4 men are sitting in a barber shop...

They were talking about how often each one has sex.

The 1st one is a newlywed. He said he gets it once a day.

The 2nd guy had been married several years. He said he gets it once a week.

The 3rd man had grown children. He said he is lucky if he gets it once a month.

The 4th man was a quiet old guy. He was grinning from ear to ear, so the others asked him, "how often do you have sex old man?"
The old guy says with a smile, "once a year".
So they ask, "why are you smiling about that?"
He replies, "because tonight's the night!"