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Paddy's racing snail is not winning races anymore. So he decided to take it's shell off to reduce its weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made him more sluggish.
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I'm stoked...
I finally achieved my lifelong dream of having as many Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong.
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Researchers at UCLA medical center have invented the first marijuana based suppository.
The only draw back so far is that ten minutes after insertion you have a desire to shove a Mars bar up your butt!
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I had to take a drugs test the other day and it came back negative.
Which means my dealer's got some explaining to do.
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I got in touch with my inner self today....
That's the last time I buy toilet paper from the Dollar store.
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