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....Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity, and intoxicating to the mind, and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache. - Unknown Male Author

....Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with. - Unknown Female Author
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Ole was arrested one night while walking bare-naked down the streets of a little town in Minnesota.
The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's, said, "Ole, what in the world are you doing? Where are your clothes? You're naked."
"Yah, I know," said Ole. "You see, I vas over to dat playboy Swen's for his birthday party. Dere vas about 28 of us. Der vas boys and girls."
"Is that right?" his policeman friend asked.
"Yah, yah, anyvay, dat Swen, he says, 'Everybody get into da bedroom!'
So, vee all go into the bedroom, where den he yells, 'Everybody git naked!'
Vel, vee all got undressed. Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!'"
"Oh, my!" exclaimed the policeman.
"Yah, yah, I guess I'm the first one here."
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