[bliss]

I was in the shop today, and there was a little boy crying because he wanted some chocolate buttons.

"I haven't got enough money," his mother said to him.

"I've got some spare change on me, I'll buy them," I said to her.

"Are you sure about that?," she said.

"Of course," I replied, "I haven't had chocolate buttons in ages, so it'll be a nice treat for me."
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My boss called me into his office this morning and showed me a piece of paper.

He said, "Monday you turned up at 9:13am, Tuesday you turned up at 9:09am and Wednesday you rolled in at 9:20am, this is not acceptable."

"Sorry," I replied, "But at least I was in at 8:57am this morning."

"Phil, you start at 6."
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