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"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Sandra told her sister Cindy.
Cindy suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"
"But what if my husband finds out?"
"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Sandra. Go ahead and tell him about it!" said Cindy.
So Sandra went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together."
"Forget it," said her husband. "I've tried that it didn't work."
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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