[bliss]

Billy Bob and Bubba were walking down the street when they saw two street dogs mating in the park. Billy Bob said, "That's just great. I do it like that with my wife every night."

Bubba said, "My wife is unadventurous, she only likes to do it the old fashioned way. Give me advice how you get your wife to do this, I would also like to try it with my wife."

Billy Bob replied, "Give your wife two mixed drinks and she will be all ready."

The next morning they met for their morning jog and Billy Bob asked, "How did it go?"

Bubba answered, "It was great, but it took my wife eight drinks."

Billy Bob asked with surprise, "Eight drinks?"

Bubba replied with a sigh, "Yes. After two she was more than willing to do it that way, but it took six more to get her out on the front lawn!"