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Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, "I think I'm going to see a dietician."

Nina asked, "Why?"

Rosy answered, "'Cause I need to know once and for all, how many calories are in sperm."

Nina replied, "I really have no clue, but if you're swallowing that much of it, no guy is going to care if you're a little chunky."
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A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
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In a recent scientific research project, it was proved that Beer contains the female hormone estrogen. That's why after a six pack you can't drive.
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