[letsboogie351]

I got sacked from my job as a Bingo caller. Apparently "A meal for two
with a hairy view" is not the way to call No 69.

I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look
like she's moving during sex.

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it
would be just like winning the lotto!
I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we
had six matching balls!


A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver at the BNP's new
"Sky Diving Academy". A spokesman said they had no idea why his snorkel
and flippers didn't open.