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For his birthday Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His father
said, "Son, we'd love to give you a bicycle, but the mortgage on this house
is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it."
The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the front door with a
suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard
you tell Mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait because she
was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself
with an $80,000 mortgage and no transportation."
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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