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Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.