By "real experts" that you mean everyone who knew what you had bought except you? That would be all of us.
Mention your next "deployment to the gulf" and the little blue thing with the "ICE" plates, and I think you may have played all your big cards in one go.
So you are actually threatening to blow us up? I suspect Im pretty safe as you were probably told that THIS was a warship
(It isn't and they aren't guns, they are fishing rods - you use them to catch fish).
Was there a little plaque on the bow that said "Australian Navy Destroyer"?
Im awesome - Gavs an arsehole. Hopefully we can all avoid the scenario indicated in the second part of the sentence above.....
This I really take offense to.....Ive been so nice lately. Havent upset anyone in ages. Ive reconnected with some past adversaries, made amends where necessary, hell I even talk up how fast DRB's are at EVERY opportunity. Unfortunately someone has come along that is just so full of 5hit I just cant bite my tongue any more.
That's just not even funny. Very disappointing
Agreed - lets put some more pictures up of your car. Im sure theres a few angles we haven't yet seen. Up the exhaust pipe perhaps (although I suspect you spend a hell of a lot of time "balls deep" up there?)
Cheers