Food for thought....
People who live in glass houses should
make love in the basement.
Never read the fine print. There ain't no
way you're going to like it.
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow
it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than
in a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double
and feel single.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching
in every joint, you are probably dead.
The only two things we do with greater
frequency in middle age are urinate
and attend funerals.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll
have thousands of old ladies running around
with tattoos?
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