[bliss]

A guy asked a girl in a library: Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl answered with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him: I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?

The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!

And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ear: I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"