Thanks Mom,
You are correct, liquid skin woulda worked for 3 or 4 of the perpendicular cuts, we used masking tape to stop the bleeding for those. Sadly, a 1/2 flap slice nearly to the bone needed stitches, 4 others took clean chunks out the knuckles leaving dermis shavings on the gasket.
We would have drove the Twilight folks nutz...hehehee.
Jegs will take them back, I will just have to note the gaskets are full of DNA. "Do Not Touch" kind of thing.
Best, Bret.