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How many rednecks does it take eat a possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
How do you know if a redneck is married? There's chewing tobacco stains on both sides of the truck.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
What's the most popular pick-up line in Alabama? Nice tooth!
How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "go ahead."
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