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LOTTERY WINNER
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the
driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and
shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your
bags! I won the damn lottery!"
The husband says, "Ohmigod! No sh!t?! What should I
pack, beach stuff, mountain stuff ... ?"
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter!! Just get
the f*** out!!"
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