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The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story. One
day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs
to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was
trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And
so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said,
'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The
teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said... Holy s...! A
talking pig!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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