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Old 12-09-2012, 09:54 AM
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I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "do not eat if the seal is broken". so I opened it up and sure enough-----

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth---I'd like to find out if all those girls were telling me the truth.
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