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A roofing foreman was watching one of his workers shingling a roof and noticed that the worker was randomly throwing away about half the nails. When the foreman confronted the worker about this, the worker explained that those nails he tossed had the heads on the wrong end. The foreman stared at the worker for a few seconds in disbelief. "YOU IDIOT........YOU MORON!", the foreman screamed. "Those nails are for the other side of the roof!"
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"Anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac and anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot" - George Carlin
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