[bliss]

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol
in honor of the United States Senate And House of Representatives.
It will be named the "Congressman."

It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
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Male Rat Experiment

The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was
in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on
one side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it. Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread. The male rat ran towards the bread.

This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every
time.

And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never
towards the female rat. Professor said: This experiment shows that
food is the greatest strength and attraction.

Then, one of the students from the back row said: "Sir, why don't
you change the female rat? She may be his wife!