Two Bubbas were standing on a corner next to an old stray dog. All of a sudden, the dog started licking his balls. One Bubba looked down and said, "Boy, I sure wish I could do that."
The other Bubba leaned around and said, "Go ahead, he looks like he's friendly..."
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"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous
by letting the Government take care of him,
better take a closer look at the American Indian...." Henry Ford
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The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions
when a caller asked, "Doctor, I want to know, why do men always
want to marry a virgin?"
To which she handily responded, "To avoid criticism."
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