[Jaydee]

Father, Mother and son went to the circus. Son asks dad.What is that long thing hanging from the elephant? That is the trunk, son. No dad, the long thing at the back? That's the tail, son. No no dad, the long thing between his legs? Son, that's the elephants penis. But dad, when I asked mum, she said it was nothing. Son, your mother has been spoiled.
JD