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Two white men and an Aborigine were in prison together. One of the whites
said he was in for ten years for attempted rape, but thought himself lucky he
hadn't actually done the rape or he would be in for twenty years.
The other white said he was in for fifteen years for attempted murder, but was
lucky his victim had lived, or he would be doing life.
The Aborigine then said he was in for twenty-five years for riding his bike
without a light, but reckoned he was lucky it wasn't night time.


A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When
she asked little Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss."
"Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before
he died?"
"He went blue, held his chest and moaned aaaaarrrrrrggg, and collapsed."


Two Tasmanian kids, brother and sister, are going
for it in their bedroom.
"Gee, you're better than Dad!" the sister says to
her brother.
"I know," he replies. "That's what Mum keeps
telling me!"